How do movies like this ever get released?  This is not a theoretical question.  I really want to know because if people are making money peddling crap like this I would love to jump on the bandwagon.  I mean, shit, I’ve been flushing my own waste down the toilet for years, my mind really thinking nothing of it, when really I could have been sending it out to video stores in little plastic cases with artistic covers making a fortune.  Even better I have a damaged bowel that makes food pass through me at speed of light so I could have loaded up the New Release section in a matter of day, my body being the biggest producer of direct to video crap

this side of Hollywood.  

Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis has to be one of the worst movies ever made.  Not the worst, but certainly within farting distance.  Adding to the disappointment I was told that part II was the only bad one in this series and that after part III these flicks were amazingly good.  Amazing good?  If this movie was amazing good in that person’s eyes that I really don’t want to be in the room with him when he watches a true classic, because he’ll probably cum in his pants from the experience and then die because his mind won’t be able to handle the pure unadulterated pleasure of a great movie.  Seriously.  I’m going to use this as a screening process the next time I sit down to watch a good movie with a complete stranger, if they think Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis was good then the party ends right there and I’m calling them a cab.  

The movie features a group of high school students who break into a high rise lab facility to rescue a friend who was supposed to go to the hospital after a head injury but instead was brought to the lap facility to be used in secret zombie testing.  Thankfully one member of this group works as a security guard at the facility, something that I wasn’t aware high school students were allowed to do, so breaking in is a piece of cake -- until they accidentally unleash all the zombies that the company has been working on that is.  Things get pretty serious after that.  Fortunately the lab also has a nice arsenal, one complete with fully automatic machines guns, hand guns and grenades -- for some reason there was also a green Civil War ammo box in the background, something which isn’t even produced anymore outside of the Civil War reenacting community (???).  Anyway, armed to the teeth with automatic weapons, but not ammo, the kids head out, but are quickly confronted by an army of the undead.  Thankfully these zombies

are not as hard to kill as the ones in the earlier movies -- sometimes they don’t even require a head shot, just a few rounds to the chest -- so the kids do all right, until they run out of ammo.  Ah, but wait, all these guys are martial arts experts so even without the guns they continue to make their way through the zombie hoard . . . need I go on.  Sadly my DVD copy didn’t have a catastrophic malfunction at this point and I had to endure another twenty or so minutes of movie, none of which got any better.  

So, in case you haven’t realized it yet, don’t watch this movie, especially if you are a fan of the Return of the Living Dead series.  Seeing how terrible these films have become is like helplessly watching a beloved grandmother blindly guide her walker down the railroad tracks.  It’s just something you really don’t want to see.  Need I say more?  Hopefully not, but if I still haven’t convinced you not to get a hold of this movie please get a copy quickly because the sooner you watch this movie the sooner you will be able to put the nauseating experience behind you.